" Either you support both or neither. If you support one but not the other, you're a damn partisan prick hypocrite bastard."
"I don't like it when people mess with my head"
"It's not a party...without Paulie" - J.D.
"I'm sorry I misjudged your orcness"
PurplePixie426: the philippines flag is retarded paul
onelilwhiteboyps: a cardboard box is not a good substitute for a pillow
Now all you need is a boom box that plays oompa loompa songs all day long and you'll be set...nothing says sneaky and wierd like a midget in orange and green - J.D. Corless
"We Pauls got to stick together"
"The Backstreet Boys are H4rdcore!"
"i'm not arrogant, i'm just better than you"
Greek. It's geek plus an r. The r is for r4p3. Because it r4p3s geeks. Weird.
- Adam Meyers. Amen, Adam
"Guatanamo Bay?"
"When it comes to celebrities, there's the truth, the whole truth, and a little more than the truth" - Uncle John
"I'm not narrow-minded; You're just wrong."
"I'd slap you if weren't such a cool person" - I said that ;)
"Maybe i'd share my book, if you weren't moving to Tenessee"
"I was sho0ting blanks"
Farts: " the joke that never gets old", "my favorite joke"
"Philippino humor is the false sense of rumor" - Uncle John
Alex: "My mom thinks you are a drunk old man because of the stories I tell her about you"
Dr. Cusick: "Really?" (or something like that)
Matt: " I told my Mom you are a drunk old man!"
"I own Michael Jackson" - "Peaches"
When I die, I wanna be put in my coffin face down, so everyone who h8s me
can kiss my a*s - Red Foreman That's 70's show
"What the HECK is wrong with you?"
"Poverty's my anti-drug"
"Stop doofusing"
"Stop your punkedness"
"Those stingy Republicans"
"Grrrrrrrr.........That's four Asian jokes in a row!"
" ______, stop talking about your _________!!!!"
"So, where's that call from Iowa?"
"I choose Art on the basis your tastes are WHITE"
" Thien-an, you're acting sneaky..."
"Asian by association....."
"The few, the proud, the Asian?"
"But you're a _____ beast!"
"He bit my ________ !"
"Party at Walden's!"
"Yeah...I'll shut-up now....."
"That's the spicy meatball!"
"___, u look like a sick goose"
"Yeah, I'll do better on this quiz......something better than an F"
"That freakishly foolish"
"Am I the only sane Asian here?"
