"You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie!" -Dante
"Buffy" quotes
"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away." -Xander
"Well when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds and then I have to go away." -Willow
"We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you, very exciting!" -- Xander
"It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!" -- Willow
Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it." - Giles
No, no, no. No speaking up, that way leads to madness and sweaty palms." Willow
"Sorry, I can't help myself. Your nose looks so tasty." - Xander
"And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune." - Willow
"So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him? 'Cause I don't know anything much besides 'Doritos' and 'Chihuahua'." - Cordy
"I'm gonna do what any man would do about it. Something damn manly."
"You know with that kind of attitude, you could've had a bright future as an employee at the D.M.V."
"But Ho-ho's are a vital part of my cognitive process."
"Dorkhead? You slash me with your words!"
"Whoa, whoa! I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan."
"My Valentines' are usually met with heart felt restraining orders."
"I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake to the heart. No muss, no fuss."
"That's nice, Willow, and you went mental when?"
" I aspire to help my fellow man. 'Check. As long he's not smelly, dirty, or somehing gross."
"Who died and made you Elvis?"
"We're all concerned about how gross you look."
"I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah: 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho."
Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement. Don't get killed."
'I used to just assume we'd be roomies through grad school and into little old ladyhood - you know, cheating at Bingo together and forgetting to take our pills.
Spike Quotes
'"You were my sire man! You were my...Yoda!"
What can I tell you baby, I've alawys been bad."
"Sometimes I envy you so much, it chokes me. And sometimes I think I got the better deal. To be that close to her, and not have her.... To be all alone, even when you're holding her, feelin' her.... feelin' her beneath you. Surrounding you. Her scent..... No, you got the better deal."
I know I am love's bitch but at least I am man enough to admit it".
You know..... You take the killing for granted... And then it's gone, and you're like... I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stop and smell the corpses, you know?".
"Look, crew cut. She's not your bint any more. And if I can speak frankly, she always had a little thing for me, even when she was shagging you.
"I'm insane. What's his excuse?"
"I'm a bad man!"
"Hello, cutie."
"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
"I love syphilis more than you."
I dont want to hurt you, baby. Doesnt mean I wont.
You won. All right? You came in, and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.'"
"I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!"
"What can I say? I couldn't wait."
"I'm surrounded by idiots. What's new with you?"
"I'm a bad, rude man."
"I came to you in friendship. Well, all right, seething hatred..."
"There are things in this world which are out of our control. Sometimes we like to blame ourselves for them so we can try to make sense out of them." - Jack Bauer; 24
